no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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