There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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