so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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