oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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