are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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