sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
When did angry sex become our thing?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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