He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I have aggressive nipples.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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