All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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