I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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