Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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