It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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