we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
