She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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