the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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