Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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