I CAN MOONWALK!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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