so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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