Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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