I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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