Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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