You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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