doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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