i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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