its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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