Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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