Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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