He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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