it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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