saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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