He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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