i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Actions speak louder than pants.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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