ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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