So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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