Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Rumble strips road head = magical
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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