She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
