remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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