So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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