dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
