Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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