Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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