is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
