my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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