It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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