Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
