me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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