Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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