Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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