So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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