Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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