They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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