smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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