She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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