i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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