Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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